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"Shocker" (Blue) (Item #DW210)
"The Shocker - two in the pink, and one in the stink" T-shirt and Hooded Sweatshirt.
THE ORIGINAL "SHOCKER" Shirt - Introduced to the world back in 2000 by the pervs here at GetOffended.
- ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
"The Shocker" as some of you may already know, is the act of inserting two fingers into the tender pink parts of your better half (as nice as I can put it), and one finger into the... er, well, we'll just say, "back door" and leave it at that.
The front of the shirt features the lovable phrase "two in the pink, and one in the stink" while the back is lush with the millenium's version of the "peace" symbol... keep on rockin' in the free world!

T-Shirts currently IN STOCK:
Sm, Lg, XL, 2XL, 4XL
Temporarily BackOrdered T-Shirts:
(will ship in approx. 15 Business Days): Medium, 3XL

Hoodies currently IN STOCK:
XL
Temporarily BackOrdered Hoodies:
(will ship in approx. 15 Business Days): Large, 2XL

Color: Dark blue with white print front and back
Material: Heavyweight 50/50

T-Shirt Price: $18.00 now $16.95
(add $2 for 2XL, $7 for 3XL, $12 for 4XL)
Hoodie Price: $35.00 now $29.95
(add $5 for 2XL)

Customer's who bought this item also purchased:

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"Shocker - two in the pink, and one in the stink" Hooded Sweatshirt
Also available in a Sticker...

Also available in a Limited Edition Hooded Sweatshirt.
"Shocker - two in the pink, and one in the stink" T-Shirt