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- DIRTY WORDS
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Dirty Sanchez (Black)
• Dirty Sanchez (White)
Donkey Punch
Shocker (Blue)
Shocker (Red)
Cleveland Steamer
Blumpkin
Bukkake
Camel Toe
Great American Pastime
Vagetarian - NEW!
Definition of Necrophilia
Definition of Vagina

- JUST FOR THE LADIES
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100% Bitch - NEW!
You are what you eat
Bulimia
I Taste Good
No Boyfriend Needed
Dick Magnet
I'll Do Everything
I Put Out
Warned by Mom
I Don't Bite

- PANTIES
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Must Be Drunk
Click to Enter
Not Gonna Eat Itself

- OFFENSIVE
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Ivana Sukfadoh
Addicted to Porn - NEW!
Don't Sweat...
Bulimia
Ask About My Girth
Sofa King Cool - NEW!
I Love Kids
Show Your Tits
O.C.D.
Jesus Is Coming
The Other Vagina
Jesus Called...
100% Asshole - NEW!
Proud to be an Asshole
I'd Do Her
Ever Ride a Fat Boy?
F*ck You
Gun Control
Woes of Hair Loss
Welcome to America
Never Trust a Priest
I Put Out
Welfare
End Racism
Why Won't Jesse Die?

- ORALLY INCLINED
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I Taste Good
A Note from God...
Muff Diving
Save a Tree
Not Gonna Suck Itself
Shaped Like a Taco?
Too Drunk to...

- DIE YUPPIE CHOPPERS
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Die Yuppie Scum
Anyone Can BUY
It's Not a Custom
Discovery Kills

- OTHER STUFF
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American Pastime Poster
Bumper Stickers
Glossary of Perversion
Closeout Merchandise

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Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "Bob and Tom" and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" asshole on your shopping list.

IS IT SPRING YET?!?!?!?!
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If you are as sick and tired of the midwestern winter or the northern ice storms as we are... get ready for spring and say it loud... "WELL IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF" with a shirt from GetOffended!
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Get Offended NEWS...

Feb 14th: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY... Here's to hoping that you all get laid tonight... whether it's by a wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, online gaming cyber hump, or those lucky few to find theirselves in the arms of a Thai Hooker!
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Jan 20th: CONGRATULATIONS ... We just wanted to take a second and show our support for the new President... let's get this show on the road! We figure this will piss about half of our customers off... win-win.
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Nov 10th: ELECTION OVER ... GetOffended.com would like to congratulate President-Elect Obama on a job well done.
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Aug 1st: NEWS UPDATE ...
It's August 1st. Nothing new to report. Oh, and fuck the gas prices...
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May 10th: WE ARE DOING OUR PART, ARE YOU?... We've have been so successful with our campaign to raise money for the American Cancer Society (over $4000 raised by our team this year so far) that we've decided to make our donations PERMANENT... That's right, from now until we are assassinated or thrown in prison, we'll be donating $2.50 for every shirt (or sweatshirt) sold through our site to the American Cancer Society. Thanks for your continued support!
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Don't Forget the Ladies...


You know what really offends us?
CANCER

That's right, GetOffended.com is doing our part in the fight against cancer. Last year for every shirt sold in the spring, GetOffended.com donated $2.50 to the American Cancer Society in an effort to support Relay for Life®.
Over $3500 was collected by our Team! We've decided to make it permanent!! From now on, $2.50 from each shirt sale will be donated to the American Cancer Society!! Our team has already donated over $4000 this year! - Thanks to all who helped and will continue in our effor this year

What the HELL is GetOffended.com?!?!

Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "Bob and Tom" and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" asshole on your shopping list.

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It's like Youtube, but with LOTS of sex and nudity... what more could you ask for?