- DIRTY WORDS
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Dirty Sanchez (Black)
• Dirty Sanchez (White)
Donkey Punch
Shocker (Blue)
Shocker (Red)
Cleveland Steamer
Blumpkin
Bukkake
Camel Toe
Great American Pastime
• Vagetarian - NEW!
Definition of Necrophilia
Definition of Vagina
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• 100% Bitch - NEW!
• You are what you eat
• Bulimia
• I Taste Good
No Boyfriend Needed
Dick Magnet
I'll Do Everything
I Put Out
Warned by Mom
I Don't Bite
- PANTIES
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Must Be Drunk
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• Not Gonna Eat Itself
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• Ivana Sukfadoh
• Addicted to Porn - NEW!
• Don't Sweat...
• Bulimia
• Ask About My Girth
• Sofa King Cool - NEW!
• I Love Kids
• Show Your Tits
• O.C.D.
• Jesus Is Coming
• The Other Vagina
Jesus Called...
100% Asshole - NEW!
• Proud to be an Asshole
I'd Do Her
Ever Ride a Fat Boy?
F*ck You
Gun Control
Woes of Hair Loss
Welcome to America
Never Trust a Priest
I Put Out
Welfare
End Racism
Why Won't Jesse Die?
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• I Taste Good
• A Note from God...
• Muff Diving
Save a Tree
Not Gonna Suck Itself
Shaped Like a Taco?
Too Drunk to...
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• Die Yuppie Scum
• Anyone Can BUY
• It's Not a Custom
Discovery Kills
- OTHER STUFF
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American Pastime Poster
Bumper Stickers
Glossary of Perversion
Closeout Merchandise
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Don't forget your mom this Mother's Day... spice up the holiday with a "100% Bitch" tee or an "It's not gonna eat itself" pair of panties... imagine the possibilities you sick bastards!!
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Get Offended NEWS...
April 1st: ODE TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER... We wanted to take this opportunity to show our sincere appreciation to progressive religious strides being taken by our fellow Pastafarians... Thank you, and here's hoping you are touched by his noodly appengage today on April Fool's Day...
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March 1st: AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY... We wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who has ordered from us since the 6th of February. We are continueing to contribute $2.50 from each shirt sale to our cause. Thank you!
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February 3rd : AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY... It's that time of year again. GetOffended.com will be donating $2.50 from the sale of every shirt to the American Cancer Society starting February 6th and ending on April 30th. Last year our team raised over $3500, help us top that this year!!
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January 2nd: THANKS!! Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone for a great 2007!
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Don't Forget the Ladies...
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You know what really offends us? CANCER
That's right, GetOffended.com did our part in the fight against cancer. Last year for every shirt sold in the spring, GetOffended.com donated $2.50 to the American Cancer Society in an effort to support Relay for Life®.
Over $3500 was collected by our Team! We are doing it again this year!! Starting February 6th and running through April 30th, $2.50 from each shirt sale will be donated once again!! Help us top $4000 this year! - Thanks to all who helped and will continue in our effor this year
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Humorous and Offensive t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, music, jokes, etc) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to help you out with a t-shirt for all your holiday needs. You've heard it on "Bob and Tom"... you've seen it on "South Park"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" asshole on your shopping list.
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