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- DIRTY WORDS
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Dirty Sanchez (Black)
• Dirty Sanchez (White)
Donkey Punch
Shocker (Blue)
Shocker (Red)
Cleveland Steamer
Blumpkin
Bukkake
Camel Toe
Great American Pastime
Vagetarian - NEW!
Definition of Necrophilia
Definition of Vagina

- JUST FOR THE LADIES
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100% Bitch - NEW!
You are what you eat
Bulimia
I Taste Good
No Boyfriend Needed
Dick Magnet
I'll Do Everything
I Put Out
Warned by Mom
I Don't Bite

- PANTIES
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Must Be Drunk
Click to Enter
Not Gonna Eat Itself

- OFFENSIVE
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Ivana Sukfadoh
Addicted to Porn - NEW!
Don't Sweat...
Bulimia
Ask About My Girth
Sofa King Cool - NEW!
I Love Kids
Show Your Tits
O.C.D.
Jesus Is Coming
The Other Vagina
Jesus Called...
100% Asshole - NEW!
Proud to be an Asshole
I'd Do Her
Ever Ride a Fat Boy?
F*ck You
Gun Control
Woes of Hair Loss
Welcome to America
Never Trust a Priest
I Put Out
Welfare
End Racism
Why Won't Jesse Die?

- ORALLY INCLINED
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I Taste Good
A Note from God...
Muff Diving
Save a Tree
Not Gonna Suck Itself
Shaped Like a Taco?
Too Drunk to...

- DIE YUPPIE CHOPPERS
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Die Yuppie Scum
Anyone Can BUY
It's Not a Custom
Discovery Kills

- OTHER STUFF
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American Pastime Poster
Bumper Stickers
Glossary of Perversion
Closeout Merchandise

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Once you have downloaded the Application and filled it out, fax it to Get Offended.com (937) 698-4369. Please print clearly (or type). We will disregard unreadable applications.

Once your Application has been recieved, Get Offended.com will email you a confirmation. The review process can take up to 5 working days. (Don't freak out, we'll damn near let anybody carry our stuff, this is just a bunch of protocol and business jargon...)

After your Application has been reviewed, you will be notified by email along with an Online Payment Request for the one time setup fee of $25. You will then recieve your Get Offended.com Affiliate Account Number. Within a week you will recieve an Affiliate Packet containing blank Purchase Order Request Forms, a catalog of merchandise available for Affiliates, A CD-Rom containing jpeg images of available merchandise for use on your website, and various other goodies.

It is then your responsibility to post your online store and generate the sales. You will be contacted by Get Offended.com periodically by email with updates on the program and additions to the Affiliate Merchandise line. You can cancel at anytime.

You can email any questions to service@getoffended.com

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