Who are we and why do we kick so much ass?

Get Offended.com was started by a guy tired of the same old everyday t-shirts. Someone said, "man wouldn't it be funny if we had t-shirts that said 'Donkey Punch'?" Everytime I said it, people replied "I want one if you make'em". Well, that's all it took. We decided to bring it to the masses. We felt it was our civic duty to make sure everyone around the world had a chance to proudly wear, "Too Drunk to Fuck" on their chest. Our goal as a company is to make sure no one is left out. If you aren't offended, we haven't done our job. We are dedicated to bringing you the t-shirts your mother would refuse to wash!

We grew a bit in 2004. We were a Fortune 100,000,000 company! That's right, we rock. We hired staff we couldn't afford and a computer no one knew how to use. Our goal for 2005 was to get a shirt on the back of every woman and child in America! For 2006 we just want to continue the effort to the streets... plus by the end of the year we want our opinions heard regarding the onslaught of wanna-be weekend bikers destroying the motorcycle scene... Well, 2005 is over, let's see how we've done so far...

We grew leaps and bounds in 2003. The word is finally getting out. Two years before when we started this beloved monster, the terms "Donkey Punch" and "Dirty Sanchez" were fraternity jokes and reserved to the sick few... well this year has been marked, "The Year of the Dirty Words". Not only has every one of our major terms been mentioned on Howard Stern but the terms "Dirty Sanchez" and "Donkey Punch" were both mentioned on the MTV Music Awards! We like to think we had a part in that as well. We also were doing a lot of radio interviews and sponsorships... We have been heard on the air in Ohio, New York, Florida, Texas, Tennessee, California, and Illinois. Also, we took up a few sponsorships. Currently we proudly sponsor ZBarr, a successful "Combat Zone" Wrestler, as well as minor sponsorships to a bowling team, a baseball team, an extreme sports team, and most recently an amateur hockey team took on our "Donkey Punch" as their logo and several unsigned bands. We have also take on promotional responsibilities for a prodigal musical sensation known as "Sometimes 5"... keep an eye out for these guys, they are gonna be big (and we're ridin' their coattails as long as we can).

2004 saw the addition of our ladies line, credit card processing on the site, the affiliate program, and the introduction of our "givin' back to the community" project for the Music Dept, our volume 1 of "Some of the Best Bands You've Probably Never Heard of...". Sometimes 5 released their debut album to a massive building fan base. And we got a new refrigerator at the office big enough to hold a case of beer and our powdered pee for the prohbation officers!

2005, 2006 and 2007 saw many revisions to the site, new shirts, new lawsuits, etc

Hopefully we can be as strong in 2008 as we were in 2007.

We would like to thank Bunt at Bunthaus.com for allowing us the opportunity to take over "The List" (now so properly titled, "The Glossary of Perversion"). Currently we are getting more email than we can shake a dick at... job security I guess. Thanks for helping us get the word out about our cause. We know we kick so much ass it hurts, but does the rest of the world? Not yet, but we're trying. Have you heard us mentioned in a magazine? On the radio? In a public restroom? If so drop us some mail and let us know. Or if you just want to shoot the shit, or tell us how fuckin' cool we are, or that you hate us and all that we stand for... go ahead, I love getting mail (it makes me feel special).

Email Get Offended.com at travis@getoffended.com

We would also like to thank everyone for a great year! 2001 was very good to us, 2002 was better, 2003 was strong, 2004 we kept it alive and kicking, 2005 we kept our heads out of the frying pan, 2006 we moved into a bigger facility, 2007 we introduced our women's line and in 2008 we're taking the world by storm! Keep checking us out as we venture into the new year! There is sure to be new and great things on this site!.

Travis at the "Ass in the Grass" car show, Dayton, Ohio way back in September of 2002... Peddling smut as always.

 

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